Stop That Lyrics - Gambler

Stop that stop that stop that stop that
Stop that stop that stop that

Main apne sar pe hath rakh ke
Kasam khata hoon
Ke main jo kuchh kahunga sach kahunga
Sach ke siwa kuchh nahi kahunga
Lekin main jab bhi kisi se
Kuchh kehne jaata hoon
To woh log mujhe bol dete hain
Stop that

Meri baatein sun ke dekho hasna nahi
Use jhooth maankar kahin phasna nahi
Main sab sach kehta hoon aapki kasam
Maine piya nahi whisky beer ya rum

Madhuri Dixit mili raste mein
Khaye chale humne saste mein
Usne kaha tere sang shaadi rachaun
Ghar tere aake main parathe pakaun
Madhuri ko kaha mere ghar na aana
Sri Devi ko bol diya na baba na

Chahe dahej mein de mujhe sone ka car
Ya aake koi dede mujhe heeron ka haar Par shaadi ke liye main to kaccha hoon
Abhi 100 saal ka chhota baccha hoon

Mere daddu pehnein diaper
Chashme par unke wiper
Daddy ki toote haddi
Jab khelein woh kabaddi

Maine Everest pe football khela hai
Dono hathon se train ko dhakela hai
Kushti mein Dara Singh mera chela hai
Mere ghodon ka chaand ek tabela hai

Dhiru bhai Ambani leke aaye cycle
Chai pee gaye to dena pada mujhe bill
Harshad Mehta mila mujhe mandir ke dwar
Paanch rupay maange usne mujhse udhaar
Blank cheque deke maine sign kar di
Harshad ne usmein se suitcase kharidi

Ab income pe koyi tax nahi hoga
Aur 100 ki note pe mera photo hoga
Rishwat compulsory karne
Bada abhiyan hoga
Sab mantriyon ka dress
Chaddhi baniyan hoga
Neta jo chunav haara
Sar mundwayega saara
Jo dega jhoothe bhashan
Na milega use rashan

Gharwali milegi sabko goongi
Police pehnenge ab sirf lungi
Doctor muft mein operation karenge
Sarkari karamchari ab kaam karenge

Andhe ne kaha chalo film dekhein
Langda bola nahi aaja footbal seekhein
Ganja puchhe kahan gaya mera kangha
Loole ne maara mukka to hua danga
Supari kha ke boodha maare pichkaari
Kaane ne dekha use ek aankh maari

Gunga bina sur taal gaane laga gaan
Yeh sun behre ne band kiye apne kaan
Tabhi ek tingu ped se giraye naariyal
Ab se zyada bacche walon
Ko to ho jayengi jail
Pagal bhi chess khelein
Cricket khelega Pele
Miss India rakhe daadhi
Rambo pehnega saari

Buddhe hone pe sabki hight ghategi
Shuddh hawa pe sarkar tax rakhegi
Sikke bone se paison ki bel khilegi
Pyaar karne ki permit milegi

Aa raha hai mera ek picture naya
Bachchan hai villain meri heroine Jaya
Shubhash Ghai ne jab mujhe sign kiya
Sath baithe hum dono ne wine piya
Jackie Chen ko sikhayi maine fight action
Mere gaanon ko churaye Michael Jackson

Actor nahi main cricketer bhi hoon
Main to Kapil se badhiya
Hard hitter bhi hoon
Tabhi ghabra kar Kambli ne shout kiya
Jab Sachin ko maine bold out kiya
Main aur Ratan Tata
Jab lene gaye atta
Chakki pe baithe Tyson
Sabko bech raha tha besan

PT Usha ne mujhe drink cold diya tha
Jab olympic ki daud mein
Maine gold liya tha
Ek jyotish ne mera hath dekha tha
Na hoga koyi mere jaisa aisa kaha tha

Meri baatein sun ke dekho hasna nahi
Use jhooth maankar kahin phasna nahi
Main sab sach kehta hoon aapki kasam
Maine piya nahi whisky beer ya rum

Stop that stop that
Stop that stop that